I'm Allison.
I tend to drive most people I know completely insane but some of them love me...Especiallymy Jorge!
Instagram Whores and People just piss me off.
And oh yeah, Im A United states Marine..NO BIGGIE!
I tend to drive most people I know completely insane but some of them love me...Especiallymy Jorge!
Instagram Whores and People just piss me off.
And oh yeah, Im A United states Marine..NO BIGGIE!
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- Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
- Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
- Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
- Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
- Friend: Wait what?
- Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
- Friend: What are you talking about?
- Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
- Friend: What the hell.
- Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
- Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
- Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
- Friend: You're so weird.
- Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
- Friend: I'm a girl.
- Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
- Friend: *walks away*
- Me: What? We could conquer all of your Paradise Fears! It's actually quite a Simple Plan!
- Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
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